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aggressivelytwerkinganderson:

sangsterman:

voguebarakat:

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
Beautiful mistake.

MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

How the fuck do you do this on accident.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE

pipabethh

imalosthippocampus:

"How was I supposed to know what you meant?!"

"You’ve basically read books since you were a fetus so I’m quite sure you came across that particular topic! And you were holding a damn Ancient Greece book, for god’s sake!"

"Percy, you know throwing an apple to the woman’s face isn’t helping. And I’m a brain chil-“

"I know, I know…"

"…But I’ll say yes, though…"

headcanon: Percy came across that cap and gained an idea on how to propose to Annabeth in a unique way, although the special moment didn’t turn out the way he wanted it to be. And they spent the next few minutes drinking nectar.

Because it’s Percabeth shipweek (woot!), I think it’s hilarious tho XD. [song for it]


(Owner of the cap thingie picture)

heliosandselene

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12

except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.

books-fandoms-fallen-angels

venuspalms:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

pipabethh

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

  • Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
  • Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
  • Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
  • Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
  • Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
  • Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
  • Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.